Christmas for Grandpa

She waved ate me as I entered the garden. Between the faded curtains, the flowers on the windowsill were looking bright. She sat in her favorite chair, I remembered that from the last time I visited. That was some time ago, with my (then still) fiancée. Every time we visited his grandparents, I had come home with happy feeling about so much friendliness and love. The little country house seemed run down. Granny was 78 now, and Granddad 86.

 

“He is losing his marbles”, Granny said lovingly, when I sat down with a cup of tea. “At night, he cannot find the toilet anymore, and he piddles in a corner of the corridor upstairs”. I must have looked disgusted, for she quickly added: “Oh, I have put a piece of plastic there, so it’s not too bad”. I wondered how long they would be able to stay in their house…

 

“I have a beautiful Christmas tree in the back of the land, but I don’t have the force to go and get it.” She sighed. It was almost Christmas, and I had wondered why they did not have a tree. “Last year we still did it together. It was so nice, we even had little lights in the tree in front of the house!” Her eyes were shiny at the thought of last Christmas. “No, this year no Christmas for us, well never mind. We have so many good Christmas memories, so we don’t complain”.

 

Suddenly I got a thought: “Grandma, what if I would get the tree? I have time this afternoon, I can just call the boss that I take an afternoon off, and we put the tree up and the lights in the front garden.” Grandma looked at me in disbelief. “But, you have to work for sure?” “No, that’s fine, it’s Friday, and it is almost Christmas. There is not much to do anyway.”

 

Her face lighted up. When we put on boots, and got the saw, her cheeks were pink from excitement, and her eyes were bright. An hour and a half later, the tree with the lights and the balls and the little silver angels looked great in the living room. I got a ladder to put the lights in the tree in the front garden, and before dark everything was ready.

 

Suddenly Grandpa started to speak: “Oh, it’s Christmas! I am so happy, I love Christmas. Do we have presents too?” His eyes were reflecting the little lights, and his face shone with happiness. Grandma went over to him, and sitting next to him on the sofa, she gave him a big hug, and as tears trickled down her cheeks, she smiled at him. She spoke softly:”Yes, sure we will have presents, Pa. We will, we will…”

 

Early morning the next day I went to the mall . I bought chocolates, perfume for Grandma, after shave for Grandpa (the one I thought I had seen in the bathroom some years ago), a little painting of a doe under a tree, rose scented candles and a new tablecloth. I had it all wrapped in shiny paper, and when I arrived at their home, everything was still quiet. I put the big box on the doorstep, and drove away slowly. It was a pity that I would not see Grandpa’s face when he would discover that Father Christmas had not forgotten him.

 

Ay Ay Ay It’s Christmas

And this one is for the men who forgot Christmas last year…

You MIGHT get away with it :-D

One more in our category Funny Christmas Songs (Although the girlfriend probably did not think this was funny :-)

Girl it’s that time for year to sing
Feliz Navidad underneath the tree
there should be some presents
there from Santa Claus

Girl I’m begging you don’t be mad at me
I forgot it’s Christmas
and you’re oh so hard to try to please

Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t know what to do
Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t have a gift for you
I can give you ay, ay, ay
all you need is ay, ay, ay
un poquito ay, ay, ay
on this Christmas night, yeah

Girl, pretend my arms are like shiny,
big red bows
wrapped around your kisses
underneath the magic mistletoe
Girl, my gift of love is comin’ from the heart
peace on earth, goodwill to all starts
right here where we are
Everybody sing
Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t know what to do
Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t have a gift for you
I can give you ay, ay, ay
all you need is ay, ay, ay
un poquito ay, ay, ay
on this Christmas night, yeah

Vamono’

Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t know what to do
Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t have a gift for you
I can give you ay, ay, ay
all you need is ay, ay, ay
un poquito ay, ay, ay
on this Christmas night
Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t know what to do
Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t have a gift for you
I can give you ay, ay, ay
all you need is ay, ay, ay
un poquito ay, ay, ay
on this Christmas night

Ay, ay, ay - Ay, ay, ay
Que bueno esta
Ay, ay, ay - Ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay - Christmas night
Ay, ay, ay - Que bueno
Ay, ay, ay - Lo-le-lo-le
Ay, ay, ay - Arriba eh
Ay, ay, ay - Ay, ay, ay!

Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t know what to do
Ay, ay, ay, it’s Christmas
and I don’t have a gift for you
I can give you ay, ay, ay
All you need is ay, ay, ay

A Swear Word in Heaven

In heaven, running and playing was what all the children are supposed to do. Ever since Jesus came and got them, Georgie and his family were blissfully happy in heaven. And for Georgie, there was so many things to see and do and you never had to be afraid or come in after dark or worry about getting hurt or bad people because you can’t be hurt or get sick or meet any bad people in heave because heaven is full of people that love Jesus just like he did. So if he ran screaming in joy through the streets, nobody complained and in fact, the angels and Jesus himself might run into the street and play kickball with him. That is just the kind of place heaven is.

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A Raven Named Marvin - A Christmas Story

“Hannah, come outside.” Hannah’s best friend Betty called up to her. Hannah slipped downstairs.

“What is it? It’s the middle of the night.” Hannah said shivering a bit from the cool night air..

“Its Lorenzo, he’s run away, we have to help them find him!” Betty said with deep concern and worry in her voice. Lorenzo was a neighbor of Betty’s who lived several houses down. Many times when Hannah was over, they found Lorenzo wandering the streets or in some strange place, just not being home. He told them things were not good there because his new step dad was mean to him but the girls didn’t know what to do.

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A Bad Dream A Christmas Story

“DAD how dare you look in my diary?” Max screamed at his father in fury. Chuck was red with anger at his little boy for what he read in that diary.

“How dare you lie to me? You said you would never smoke a cigarette and right here in this diary, you confess you have. Your promises are no good to me now Max!” Chuck yelled at his young son.

“Well my privacy is ruined. How I can ever trust you again!” Max said crying.

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